Life is hard and it’s harder when you have a shitty job. My choices landed me in a shitty job too. I like to call myself a survivor and I try to bring the best of every situation I am in.
Let’s start by defining what a CORPORATE SHIT HOLE and then you will know why it is not a good place to be. There are surely many type of Shit-holes but I have only experienced the one where people sit in front of computer and like to call themselves programmers. Any workplace that can tick at-least 5 points in the below list is easily a corporate shit hole according me.
So, If a workplace has
Were you able to agree with me on at-least 5 points. If yes, join the club friend. So now that we have realise what a corporate shit hole is lets see how we can survive while we are there. Here are my ways by which I have survived for almost 1 year, feel free to add yours in comments.
I can’t stress enough how much a pair of earphones have helped me. Earphones helps you to zone out from the noises of people around you and helps you enter in the world of your own. Also, people might be less willing to bother you if you have them on. I prefer Linkin Park as my work playlist or someday I let the youtube roll on its way to awesomeness of auto-play.
Having friends in the company but not in same team can help you so much. While you are hanging out with your friends in these breaks make ground rules to discuss anything but work. Hanging out with teammates all the time might kill your brain cells and may my make you extremely boring and uninteresting.
Ditching the company transport and coming on my convenience was the best thing I could do to myself. You can decide when you come to office whether it is before all the muggles or leave after them to get some work done.
Unless you know that he/she is your good friend. Just don’t talk about it, because guess what no one cares. So stop wasting your energy and time.
Gossips are useless mind-numbing talks that happens at workplace all the time. No one has ever gained any benefit from gossiping. Make a rule for yourself and just avoid it any cost. If you happen to be in a room where gossips starts happening just don’t contribute.
Most corporates have tie ups with online learning portal where you can learn stuff at company’s expense. So go ahead and give at least an hour or half to these websites and learn something useful while you are stuck there.
Most companies have very generous amount of paid leaves if you are expecting a baby. For women in india paid maternity leave is for a period of 6 months.
Personal Projects are great to have since they give you purpose to wake up every morning. They can be of any type small, big, useful, useless but end result should be you learning something out of it which might help you to get out of your current shit hole. Also, you can research about your personal project in your office time(unethical, but who cares).
I Totally Agree on this one
Corporate Shit holes is a circus with different types of creatures in it. Handling these creatures requires skills, keep experimenting on your communication skills with these folks and see what works for different breeds of creatures. You will end up having an awesome skill. Trust me on this one.
Thanks for reading. Will be glad to hear from you. Any comments and feedback appreciated.